The Hogsback Times

Gossip & Drama — 31 August 2026 · August 2026 edition

Gossip, Drama en Dinge

Snippets…

  • Think Brangelina, KimYe & DraLo… Hogsback has it’s own power couple… RoGinia! We have been unable to confirm the connection’s status, please keep teasing them until they confess.
  • Three local husbands declared Clive Morcom as a ‘Braaibroodjie-‘Champion. (They will be in witness protection this week).
  • One divorce is final, another in progress
  • Liza is having a baby that has nothing to do with Rory.
  • King’s Lodge Pizza’s seems fixed!
  • The dysfunctional ice-cream machine, found it’s groove and have been working consistently. We can confirm it’s clearly not a McDonnald’s/KFC ice-cream machine.


Quick Quotes.

“Criticism is easy… Contribution is rare”

“We are more that just the sum of our parts…”
(That goes for us as a community, not just as individuals.)

Vex King said:
“You are not a machine. You are a soul who needs music, connection, sunsets, laughter and small pockets of joy. Prioritize them life your life depends on it – because it does.”

Where you speak FROM, is going to be where you’re speaking TO.
(HTO nominees, prepare your speeches)